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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Well... 2 years from now vibe coding will be default.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Why is he figuring things out himself? Surely that's the AI's job, right? Right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Show this soydev his place

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What cracks me up is that he is not technical so it takes him longer than usual to figure it out :D :D :D :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Listen you can whine about tech or you can start building with it.

And by building, I mean telling it what it should do.

And by telling it what it should do, I mean typing out what you want.

And by telling it what you want, I mean explaining a crypto bro idea in a rant to Chat GPT.

I mean he's not technical but I'm sure he's really nailed this one.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

AI will not replace software engineers, exhibit fuck knows how many.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

His first mistake is to call it AI.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is what FAFO in public looks like. Gold!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As you know I'm not technical. AI doesn't write robust code, is that the joke?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, that's the joke.

AI creates almost (but not) good enough stuff really fast. And occasionally straight up hallucinates stuff that is meaningless or worse.

So this person has a huge stack of functional but broken crap, and it's blaming X for their woes.

There's an old saying that goes roughly "It takes four times the experience to maintain a program as it took to write it. So anyone writing the most clever program they can think of is, by definition, not competent to maintain it."

In this case, it's extra funny, because neither the AI nor the AI user has the faintest idea how the generated code works. So maintaining it is almost certainly 1000% outside their abilities.

So they've paid an AI for the ~~privilege~~ unpleasant daily panic of learning everything they need to learn after the app has gone to production, rather than before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It certainly isn't good at security, which is what it sounds like his biggest problem is.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I wanted to edit my Ghostty themes but found out a lot of the colors are in #hexadecimal notation. I like #rrggbb percentage style colors (b/c they are easy to tweak by hand) and I couldn't find an online color picker that would output that format, so I used deepseek (free) & now have a scrappy ass one w Python & Tkinter completely via "vibe" coding (I call it Clyde Color Picker. It's adorable).

Pretty awesome when you're just some dumbass who needs a very specific tool and not trying to fleece people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I use AI toolings to generate snippets of bash scripts because I can't be fucked to remember that syntax. Obviously not for anything with high risks or that I can't easily verify. But things like parsing through mass amounts of files

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But... bash snippet extensions already exist. The only difference is maybe it doesn't auto name your variables for you. I'd take that over non-deterministic LLM outputs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have no idea what the hell a bash snippet extension is, but I do know what a local llama.cpp instance running a small model to tell me bash commands on the fly is.

I use it to make .desktop files, too. Isn't that so lazy?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They seem to be genuinely trying to provide information about a tool that they find preferable to your solution. And you're not even the OP they were responding to. Nobody in this thread has called you or your solution lazy.

A bash snippet extension is "an extension [for a code editor] that provides a collection of snippets for bash scripting." It's a tool that is purpose-built to tell you bash commands on the fly, but smaller, more efficient, and easier to install than a local LLM.

The user you are replying to appears to prefer this because it will also tell you the same bash command every time you ask (non-deterministic outputs can be different for identical requests)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hey, gimp is a nice open source image editor, don't insult it by comparing it to this guy

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine needing to understand a thing to build something. /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Just speak the incantation of motive energy and light the incense to soothe the machine spirit.

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