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And that’s why I got all the vaccines. All of em. I treat vaccines like a sticker album or Pokémon cards. Gotta have them all… and the shiny ones are best.
It would be great if he would just fall off a cliff.
his worms will keep him alive though, his body is a just a empty husk, hollowed about the worms.
He's just Mister Oogie-Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas at this point.
Rest of the world should ban Americans from coming in. Who knows what kinds of diseases they might be carrying.
Unvaccinated and the idiots won’t even wear masks either
Or parasites
My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.
I remember when we weren't a developing country
underdeveloped country.
The worm is driving
what a jackass
Lol, he's right. I got measles, or... at least, an attenuated version from the FFUKCING MMR VVAccine, you dolt!
hes an expert he made sure samoa got measles, and got 86children killed by it.
God I can't wait for this season of South Park
I really hate that this motherfucker gets government-funded health care now, because every nasty-ass virus he gets is not only going to be well-treated, but actively buried.
I'm sure he had bonkers good healthcare before anyway. His name is Robert Fucking Kennedy Jr..
A recent episode of The House of Pod podcast included a virologist and an ER doctor (the host is a gastroenterologist) and they talked about measles and the potential lifelong effects that a non-fatal case can cause, like blindness or deafness. They also contrast with the efficacy of the vaccine, the virologist got checked before going to SE Asia and despite her last MMR dose being in the 90s she had enough antibodies that her doctor said she didn’t need a booster. She went on to talk about how while measles has mutated it has not changed to bypass immunity.
one of the fun things virus love to do is give people meningitis, and encephalitis, its more common then people think. chickenpox(and also shingles),mumps,rubella all can do this too.
Okay brainworm, go intentionally get the measles and let us watch you for the next 6 months so we see how safe it is.
he made sure the children of SAMOA got measles, and about 86+ died from it, when he convinced the govt to stop vaccinations.
Unfortunately, he's almost certainly vaccinated against measles, because his parents were sane people
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