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I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

Yo momma's lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

Yes, but how many of them started shooting?

Yes, because they were Bulgarian.

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Or he could pay off a pornstar again.

inb4 Mexican cartels start selling Mexican insulin and other medicine to broke Americans at lower prices.

I mean kinda, but he used his authority very sparingly.

I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

Unlike the video games, which feature Geralt carrying two swords, the books note Geralt's second sword is in a pack on his horse, Roach. The photos have yet to confirm Roach's existence but chances are good the horse is also involved in the series. As such, it will likely be revealed Geralt's second sword in the pack Roach is carrying.

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Witchers are supposed to have 2 swords, an iron sword for humans, elves and dwarves and a silver sword for monsters. In the show Geralt only wields one sword.

I mean, they also made him not use 2 swords because it was uncomfortable.