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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Rest of the world should ban Americans from coming in. Who knows what kinds of diseases they might be carrying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Unvaccinated and the idiots won’t even wear masks either

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I remember when we weren't a developing country

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

2015.. If you want to write up some big long thing about how we've always been awful, can you just not?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

underdeveloped country.