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Hey! That's a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn't an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

Penis. I can say penis. Can you say penis?

I'd just fart.

I think I'd just go to a good ol "go fuck yourself". Even if I was an AI that'd take a guy back a sec.

I'd ask why they cared.

I'd tell them how many r are in strawberry

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can't do that.

Spontaneously, I tell him to lick my ass, and now he knows, because an AI has no ass.

"look i don't mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass."

There, i don't think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

In a blind setting, I don't believe it would be possible for me to prove my humanity in the sense of a Turing test.

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

I'm not good enough at song parodies. Though I am pretty weird.

They can think what they want. Being wrong is a them problem.

Ask me to do a high school level math question. Any question. I will get it wrong.

dr wesker and i are completely different people

Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.

Draw a hand with 5 fingers

If I say anything civil, whether right or wrong, they'll think I'm any of the mainstream chatbots. If I speak like a typical 4channer, they'll think I'm elon's AI.

Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing

I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I'm real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don't owe that to anyone. I'm not in a position of authority, I'm just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don't even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that's on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don't do that, and I think it's pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real "they're out to get me" stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.