Takes a special kind of talent to be so offensive and hilarious at the same time.
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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I'm just waiting for Mexico to rename usa to "Little Mexico"
Mexiquito?
They were serious about that?
At least come up with a different name; Red, White and Blue Land sounds like a theme park... Trump totally should re-open Action Park and invite as of his friends there. That would be so wonderful.
One drugs please, doctor
They literally already told us to fuck off.
The irony.
Russia is to the Ukraine as the USA is to Greenland/Denmark.
Let them, then put trump in charge forever there. And move all his supporters there. Everyone wins.
Jabba-the-Orange is planning on acquiring Greenland by invasion. They have already dusted off the draft and notification of the next-of-kin plans
Honestly if I recall these changes have already been underway before trump and unlike virtually everything else make sense
I am against trying to acquire Greenland. However, I support this naming. If the USA is going to let something this moronic happen, we deserve to have this be a monument to our impotence and idiocy.
This is just more bullshit to distract from egg prices and Elon robbing all of us in a Superman 3 scheme.
I don't remember Superman 3, but now I want to rewatch it xd
The scheme is basically stealing tiny tiny fractions of a cent from every transaction that requires rounding and going unnoticed in the theft. They attempt it in Office Space, but misplace a decimal point and steal way more than they intended.
I thought we had more time until Idiocracy.
They want to make it even dumber than Idiocracy.
it should be called "Blellowland"
Change my mind
Here is the useless dolt
https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398
"...freest nation to ever exist..."
Fuckin lol
This guy must be choking on Trump's balls
Just find the zip code for his district.
31401
I'm seeing the name of the community, and I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an onion. It's that onion-y.
I want to get off MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE
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