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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Takes a special kind of talent to be so offensive and hilarious at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just waiting for Mexico to rename usa to "Little Mexico"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They were serious about that?

At least come up with a different name; Red, White and Blue Land sounds like a theme park... Trump totally should re-open Action Park and invite as of his friends there. That would be so wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

One drugs please, doctor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They literally already told us to fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The irony.

Russia is to the Ukraine as the USA is to Greenland/Denmark.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Let them, then put trump in charge forever there. And move all his supporters there. Everyone wins.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jabba-the-Orange is planning on acquiring Greenland by invasion. They have already dusted off the draft and notification of the next-of-kin plans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Honestly if I recall these changes have already been underway before trump and unlike virtually everything else make sense

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I am against trying to acquire Greenland. However, I support this naming. If the USA is going to let something this moronic happen, we deserve to have this be a monument to our impotence and idiocy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is just more bullshit to distract from egg prices and Elon robbing all of us in a Superman 3 scheme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't remember Superman 3, but now I want to rewatch it xd

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The scheme is basically stealing tiny tiny fractions of a cent from every transaction that requires rounding and going unnoticed in the theft. They attempt it in Office Space, but misplace a decimal point and steal way more than they intended.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought we had more time until Idiocracy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

They want to make it even dumber than Idiocracy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

it should be called "Blellowland"

Change my mind

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"...freest nation to ever exist..."

Fuckin lol

This guy must be choking on Trump's balls

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just find the zip code for his district.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I'm seeing the name of the community, and I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an onion. It's that onion-y.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I want to get off MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE

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