That guy looks HOT! -Norm MacDonald
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Fascists and bad haircuts, name a more iconic combo.
Javier Milei in Argentina is staying true to the combo.
This guy to the barber: "Give me the LEGO helmet cut please"
"Right away, sir!"
Same picture 
I’m just gonna leave this here…
"Look what I can do!"
Mostly viewed on Tender ..
Found him. Rain Epler. He was environmental minister until 2021. He's part of the conservative party.
This is what he looked like in 2017 - a typical conservative type.
I swear, those (almost-)extremist-rightwing tossers are some kind of clones, remember Donald Trump, Geert Wilders and Boris Johnson? This guy fits right in.
When I was underprivileged, uneducated youth, I got sucked into football hooligan/neo-nazi circles and actually met some „high ranking nationalist party members“. Two brothers, same haircut as this dude, 300 pounds, 30 yrs old and still living with their mommy in a smoke filled, dirty apartment with a giant swastika flag in the living room.
Thats what got me out of fascist circles. I was so shocked that people looked up to these morons.
This actually led to my belief that fascists actually mostly are uneducated and unloved people who get exploited by psychopaths. Those would one would need to take out (by legal means, naturally).
It's always remarkable to see what awful physical specimens these fascists and Nazis are.
It was top trend in year 1002 😂
His hair looks like it's cosplaying the tesla cyber truck
What a rare and accurate insult lol
When I grow up, I want to be a Playmobil. But a nazi Playmobil.
Say no more!
Hey leave some pussy for the rest of us.
When you hit random in the character creator only like 6 times
Spaghet
This is why they wear hoods
Ugh seriously it’s so often these dipshits who think their race makes them special. Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement. So they’ve got to brag about not having much melanin when for other folks it’s just a physical feature we have that’s unfortunately got several centuries of baggage to it.
Like I get that they probably are reaching deep into the barrel to find anything that makes them special it’s not like they can fall back on their personalities, intelligence, appearance, or achievement.
This one detail is responsible for the kernel of sadness I feel for many on the far right. These are despicable people who were once kids who just wanted to be grownups and do grownup things. And whether due to genetics or due to upbringing, anything else that might have given them a sense of pride and competence is not something they have. As you say - all they have left is trying to push others down, hoping this lands them on top. Damn it's truly sad.
To be fair this is not the first infamous fascist with a bad hairdo, but this one certainly raised the bar. It looks like a bowl cut, but with different size bowls used...
I wanna know how tf he bowl cut the moustache
glass bowl
He used the weird cup we use to wash my daughter's hair.
It's the square cutout on the ears that absolutely sells it.
His name (sorry but I assume he identifies as he) is Rain Epler
Removed the background incase someone wants to have some fun.
I might do something with this later.
Edit: 
That's some LEGO hair
Now I want to pop it off and see if there's a stud on top.
I think Playmobil will press charges soon
Came for this, leaving satisfied.
They're angry because their own craniometry told them they were rejects.
(tangential - Disco Elysium had some really funny racists. Fucking Measurehead.)
I just started Disco ELysium and the last thing I did was talk to measurehead. Hot damn is "ham sandwich race" such a good racial insult
This cannot be real 😬
Edit - Jesus fuck
I mean there's Boris Johnson and his goofy ass haircut.
Boris Johnson wishes he could fuck up his hair as badly as this guy.
It's been reported by several people, both reporters and those close to Johnson, that his wild hair is an affectation, he intentionally roughs it up before he does anything in the public eye.
This. He's trying to look goofy and harmless while being a vile, machiavellian, dangerous politician.