Words cannot describe how stupid this is.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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Anon is a turbojet engi
Hold up guys, I need to call my mechanic and get new afterburners installed on my car.
On today's episode of 'Bullshit that Never Happened'.
drive backwards
gas tank refills itself
Problem, oil companies?
I mean space rockets at least work that way...
It’s not his fault that he was driving a rocket car up to that point.
that would be way cooler
This says a lot about the state of the education system of wherever OP is.
You just know it was the US
I knew that isn't how they worked, but I didn't learn about how engines work until I was 26 by watching YouTube videos. America is fucked
suck squeeze bang blow to simplify
I find it stupid that people don't know how to change a tire. How?
Agreed, special education should be a lot better
I'm 20 and I can't drive
I can't fly an airplane yet I have a general idea of how they fly
I earned my flight instructor certificate at 22 years old. I thought I had a pretty good idea as to how planes fly.
I went to mechanic school when I was 26, and now I haven't the foggiest idea how airplanes don't just fall the fuck apart.