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Oh damn. I did that in 3rd grade over summer vacation! Cool.
I had a minivan tho
I like the idea of the full fellowship just chilling in a minivan playing road trip games.
Gandalf road raging in the left lane doin 5 under screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
Legolas calls padiddle before anyone else has a chance
The hobbits all fell into that little crack between the seat and the seatbelt latch thing, but they were ok because of the crumbs of lamb ass bread (that's what I call it cause it's shite) that they found.
And everybody screamed and scared the shit out of Gimli, who had fallen asleep and instantly charged into battle with the headrest of the front seat when startled awake. Then he got all embarrassed.
and now i'm imagining the hobbits as Smaller Columbo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5Gfj1FFaC0k
That is absolutely fantastic.
The fellowship really cheaped out on travel, huh?
Well, to be fair, the fellowship was working as a low-wage Ent at the time, and I was a mere hobbit on a shoulder, so I just went along for the ride while he reminisced about his dead dogs.
Blame the unreliable eagles.
You might even call them flighty.
YOU DARE SPEAK POORLY OF MY HOME COUNTRY OF PHILADELPHIA??
ohh.. those eagles.