Can't help but wanna see this overlaid on a mall map: these hobbits had to get to JC Penny from the Books-A-Million. A harrowing journey of many months.
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I knew it. Florida is (mostly) in Mordor! That makes so much sense!
Flordor
So Bilbo took I-88 but got to the border of New York, said nah I'm good, then went back the way he came.
Frodo & Sam took a wrong turn at the Indiana border and then got lost until they wound up in Florida.
And took an Eagle plane back to Elvish palace
Safer than Spirit airlines.
Are you telling me california is the undying lands?
That's damn near where the name comes from.
And the Shire is in Manhattan, Kansas.
if they really had to go to Florida they would've jumped in after tossing the ring
They had to go all the way to Florida 😔
Worse, Jacksonville.
Wait, I'm dumb, what's the blue line?
The one that says "Bilbo"?
After checking a few more times I see the blue text “Bilbo” under the blue line, just right from the red one.
I need to sleep, but thank you internet stranger.
You're welcome!
I was honestly confused and thought I was missing another blue line :D
$On the eagles$
Sam's club: we're not in Kansas anymore
The Philadelphia Eagles are coming!
Says something that frodo and Sam travel to the bowels of mordor, but they draw the line at Mississippi
Pfft, that’s like 2 days’ drive, tops.
When you think about it, they basically walked twice as far as that since they’re so small.
they walked 500 miles and 500 more
Mordor being in Florida checks out.
Yup. Just outside of Jacksonville. I knew it.
This is dumb they def coulda gotten a flight
Wait, who got eaten? Who are on the other eagle?
Merry and Pippin, maybe?
Ah, so not a scene from the books. (I don't think?)
No, Frodo never rode the eagles in the books.
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