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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gandalf road raging in the left lane doin 5 under screaming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

Legolas calls padiddle before anyone else has a chance

The hobbits all fell into that little crack between the seat and the seatbelt latch thing, but they were ok because of the crumbs of lamb ass bread (that's what I call it cause it's shite) that they found.

And everybody screamed and scared the shit out of Gimli, who had fallen asleep and instantly charged into battle with the headrest of the front seat when startled awake. Then he got all embarrassed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That is absolutely fantastic.