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'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds. (www.vice.com)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm Brazilian and I don't know what a Brazilian butt lift is

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't even know how many a Brazilian is.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

I think it’s a vermillion plus a gillian

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn't take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It's an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait, even if it fat doesn't rot it still doesn't integrate into tissue at the site of injection, right? It's just loose fat tissue pâté that adds volume with no structure?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)

The butt lift (Come on)

So you can take that fat blob

And stick it up your (Yeah)

Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and shove it in your ass,

I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Inject = Shove through a small needle :D

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the "Doctor" used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I'm not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

Fix-A-Flat

This tracks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

I'm so glad that Kim Kardashian exists to inspire young people today...