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Oh gods Thank you for this I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
You should look up reviews for the Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
Oh I know them! Almost bought one to leave at my last day of work in the office 😂
And watch the video of that one dude with the perpetually backwards cap eating a full bag of them 😆
https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE
I can't believe that guy is still active. Or alive.
Thank you. This is glorious!
I watched this with my wife and we both cried laughing
Hahaha omg that's hilarious. I hope he lived
He has a bunch more where he eats a cactus and a bunch of other weird crap.
The old stuff (decade+ old) is the good stuff
I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext.....holy shit. I'm in tears laughing. Thanks!