Nougat

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They’re confused about #MeToo.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Everyone should have pepper spray. You can open carry a knife for defense if you like. These can both be done immediately, now, cheaply, without paperwork.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Literally. Bring a Harbor Freight five gallon bucket and keep it next to your seat. Bring it up to the podium when you're speaking. Use it on the House Floor.

Also, require the House Sergeant at Arms and their staff to demand to see the genitalia of anyone who wants to use any gender-specific House restroom. No scofflaws, 100% enforcement.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Kind of like when someone gets passed over for a job as a Sandwich Artist, and their mom comes into the store at lunchtime and says "HIRE MY KID OR I'M BLOWING THIS PLACE UP!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Wouldn't the creature hatched from this mutated egg only really become a "chicken" by successfully reproducing, and passing its "chickenness" to a new generation of creatures? Beyond that, wouldn't there need to be enough successful generations of "chicken" reproduction in order to cement "chickens" into the biosphere, for long enough that humans evolve and identify them as "chickens"?

Only after that could you look into the past and say that egg was the first "chicken egg." At the time the egg was laid, and I would argue when the egg mutated, and then also at any time before "chickenness" was defined, there would be no way to correctly assert that a specific egg was "chickeny".

So ... "chickenness" must have come into existence first, and only then could it be possible to look back in time and identify the first egg that qualifies as a "chicken."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

As with anything else, MTG: Source?

Until then you're just bluff and bluster for attention.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of people have cars, there's still hope.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

I'm not saying he wasn't without his problems, but Theodor Geisel was anti-fascist. I think that rules him out as a possible Trump appointment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Wait wait -

Trump thinks it’s “I was credibly accused of sexual assault! #MeToo”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Why are you here then?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago
 

Bloodreplacing?

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[OC] Shame (lh3.googleusercontent.com)
 

In 2015, EPCOT. One of a group of wonderfully rowdy young women managed to accidentally break one of the light poles in England. She is holding the pole so that it won't fall over.

"I'm going to take a picture of your shame now, and there's nothing you can do about it."

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GET BIG DICK (www.weirduniverse.net)
 
 

Apologies if this doesn't really fit here, I'm at a loss to think of where it would fit.

 

is it called an "omel"?

 

The less racist a country is, the harder it is to detect enemy spies. #showerthoughts

 

The 81-year-old president said he's bowing out after remaining defiant for weeks in the face of calls to withdraw from the 2024 race.

 

Hot take: The song Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves is about a woman who has a delusion about someone who wants nothing to do with her. #music

 

For the sake of clarity, my opinion that dogs are great is not in any way meant to compare them to any other animals. I am not suggesting that other compainion animals are in any way "worse" than dogs.

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