GrouchyGrouse

joined 4 years ago
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real men wear a leafcloth made of loins

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

"How 2 poop without peeing"

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's my favorite moving picture show, Enrique and Motto

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Woke is why Liberace had a candelabra on his piano

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The reason Sparta could only send 300 was because they needed to keep most of their army in Sparta to keep the helots, their slaves, from rebelling.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

The moment that gave us why-angel

Such resplendent memories

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Some sort of step of Hypernormalization: when the news says the economy is great but you can't talk about the economy because then people start to ask why it is the way it is and that gets political

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew a person that quoted that MiB line all the time and I always wanted to call them out on that

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The existence of an "unkleosteus" posits the existence of a nephewosteus

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's nice to read a translation of the Immortal Words instead of the usual Beanglish

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Thinking the Soviets still arranged their forces due to conscription locale like something out of the British Pals system from WW1

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Woke made kissing men gay and the west will never forgive them for it

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