this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

this you? coolest guy ever

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Lenin: To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to understand Marx

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

WHERE IS MY SZECHUAN BEANIS

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I would eat a goddamned szechuan boot I love szechuan cooking so fucking much

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hexbears are always shouting their catchphrase, "beanisbeanis pisspiss", in any thread they appear in. According to bean person, it translates to "There are liberals in my walls, please help me."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, there a libs under my bed!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could someone explain to me the 'beanie' meme exactly?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

its beans but it sounds like penis

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

This is just like Squid Game

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Look'at'me, Morty! Look!

Looklooklook!

I'm a PPB, Morty! IM PPB RRRIIIICCCCKKKK!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

First sentence should be a new tagline

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lemm.ee users are the rick and morty fanbase of lemmy instances in that they are both not allowed to live within walking distance of a school

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

boy what a cool showerthought

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How can I be both lemmygrad and hexbear I love you both too much

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

This Dave person has been on quite the adventure lately...

https://hexbear.net/post/4858070

Edit: they seem to have deleted their account. So maybe more of a misadventure

Edit 2: Aw man, misdaventure was right there!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You Dave it your best

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That whole thread was advanced trolling. Bravo, dave.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I think Dave got broken:

'im an ally'

misogyny

deletes account

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, that last one. You just know that Dave considers themselves one of a very small group of intellectuals who are smart enough to understand the film "Idiocracy" and everyone else is too stupid to get it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

edit 2: also trans rights, BLM, free Palestine, i-am-adolf-hitler, bigotry is wrong. just to be clear, I see a lot of people complaining about being banned and their shitty rhetoric reveals them. I try to be an ally, these bans are not warranted, likely a butthurt right winger.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

he was using a slur-filtered word proudly in that other thread too lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have given up caring,

-Paragraph 1 of 3

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Daveastating A person disintegrating

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Omg omg we broke Dave

Wait, is he running to World to cry about us because of this comment thread? https://hexbear.net/comment/6132735

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Armed democrats lmao amazing

I will die for your right to open a small business in an underserved community that operates for three years if you are a Pell grant recipient

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

lololool what a dork.

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