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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Not to be shallow, but I feel like the dude could definitely do better, even in the public sex crowd.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago

well i DO judge and I want to learn what happened before hand to lead to this

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 months ago

It’s the “Again” that makes this worthy of posting. Whom among us hasn’t gotten a little amorous among the contrasting smells of funky underwear and detergent, and seeing the suggestive gyration of thirty-year-old washers that are chronically out of balance? But we learn our lesson and don’t do it again at the same laundromat.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They didn't want to share, got snitched on, it happens.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

"Sex happens."

What a quote! 🤣

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

At least they can clean their clothes afterwards

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Two lovebirds with a voyeurism kink and neither self control nor common sense.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They have an exhibitionist kink. Voyeurism is wanting to watch.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

I think it’s a pretty safe bet to say they want to watch too.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No one actually saw them except by accident when a blanket slipped. They had to go to the cameras to charge them.

How does this bring down the price of groceries??

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

They could run for political office!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh man I bet that smelt like a harbour at low tide.

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Worse than Satan's maggoty cum fart I wager...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

The Swamps of Dagobah .... (don't look up this reference, you've been warned)