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At $30 per haircut, you’d need about 8 billion haircuts skipped to save that much. Dude must cut his own hair every few milliseconds.
Bald leadership pays off.
At $30 per haircut
~~What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it's more like 45 eur.~~ ^(forgot to shitpost)
What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they're on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that's why I'm not rich, no other reason.
Two words: Compound interest 🚀
No one said it was gonna be easy.
Maybe he can just try out one more haircut. Maybe to just below the chin. Preferably with a large blade falling from some height. All you need is a basket infront to catch anything that falls off.
But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn't think so.
Robots? Communist robots? Who knows what could happen with the redistribution of wealth.
We already have delivery robots under capitalism, I'm afraid you'll have to make a better case than that.
Maybe just the redistribution of wealth then. Also maybe a guillotine. Even better, a mega guillotine!
Jeff Bezos cooking recipie.
Not need to shave Jeff Bezos before put him in oven.
Just stuff him like a chicken.
What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?
Lemon & Thyme Roasted Chicken looks nice. Not sure how Jeff will apply to that recipe, maybe his meat is to old and it's only for coq au vin.
#2 clipper and I do it myself. I try as best I can to chop away the gorilla fur from my neck to my shoulders with the beard attachment of my razor. ta dah.
Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.
Probably not as good as being bald, but you'll probably save at least a few billion.
Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.
Jesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I've ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.
I guess you can't go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven't had one in 5 years.
I'm a guy; nobody cares about my hair.
I stopped cutting my hair when Covid closed all the barbers. Got a fukin mane now. Dunno, seems to have worked out. Still waiting for my billions tho ...
No, no, see this is why you will never make it.
You gotta be bald
I shaved my head and now I have billions... Of cells in my body
That seems like a positive result!
Can confirm - am nearly bald and never seen billions touch my hands.
Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?
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