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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cheapest haircut in my town for my hair type is $75+tip. I just cut it myself now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Probably not as good as being bald, but you'll probably save at least a few billion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Good news, at this rate it will only take you 3178666666.66667 haircuts to be as rich as Jeff Bezos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus christ.

Are you a woman and is that USD?

The most I've ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, a woman, and yes USD. That’s the no-frills salon price for a trim for my hair which is “long/thick (curly)”. The more expensive places range into the $200s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

I guess you can't go with my solution. Hell, if it gets any longer, I may actually need a haircut, but I haven't had one in 5 years.
I'm a guy; nobody cares about my hair.