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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Big wheels keep on turnin'...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm wondering if the next line is "Proud Mary keep on burning" or "Carry me home to see my kin"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Sir, can you just scribble two 0s beside the 30, and initial. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Tish James 4 prez

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How did you get that picture from FlyingSquid???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Only possible explanation I can come up with is that it's an alt and he posted from the wrong account.

There's really no other way; I mean, squid doesn't even have it bookmarked, how could someone else get it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 98 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“You have failed to explain, much less justify why there should be a delay”. Daaaaaaamn judge has forfeited his fucks.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I had to deal with the same smooth-brain at work every day while they insist to make my job more difficult for no other reason than they can, I'd lose a fuck or two along the line as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Average Teen I Deal With Daily: WHAT? Aw, HELL naw...I ain't tryna get lunch detention for tardies!

Me: Holy shit...you got lunch detention for accruing five tardis without even trying?! Phenomenal!

[–] [email protected] 231 points 8 months ago (6 children)

This is the best summary I could come up with:


He’s fucked.


The original article contains 275 words, the summary contains 2 words. Saved 99.99%. I'm alive!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Totally a humanoid-type person.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You made me choke on my beer. Awesome comment.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Bad human

2/275 would be 99.38% (repeating of course) saved. Please update your human code with a math lesson module. Your humor module works just fine though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think this makes them a good human... Since like 99% of humans are bad at math it makes sense since they would make this mistake....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think 100.62% of us can agree with that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yeah, and fuck the remaining -1.62%

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Good notbot.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

LOL, antagonizing the judge every step of the way and then asking for a favor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Donald [pausing between social media posts inciting violence against the clerk]: I need a favor.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

happy Letitia James noises

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago

actual consequences? could it be?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I think he's doing both.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (5 children)

How does he have any money left to litigate at this point?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

His current move is a pressure campaign to get the RNC to pay off his legal debts. Those spineless fucks might just do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Splendid. Every dollar to Trump's lawyers is a dollar that isn't buying a Trump advert.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He was making Eric go back to college for a law degree but Eric went to Disneyland instead and blew the tuition on Dole whips

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Dole whips are very good. I get it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Last I heard he's grifting his gullible supporters for about $100k/day, but it's still unsustainable.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The NY judgement alone is $78k in interest per day until Trump pays it.

I read the other day that Trump had about $550 million in liquid cash & he can't touch $50M of it without other loans coming due. Loans he can't pay & pay the judgement at the same time.

E. Jean Carroll is about to sue him again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I imagine his non rich maga acolytes would be out of money soon, and his donors are sick of paying his legal bills. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

There has to be some atrophy there surely.

Like imagine you've been working hard all these months and donating whatever you can afford... surely there's a non-zero number of people each week that think "you know what, there's better ways I could spend this money".

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

IOUs written on colored construction paper with crayons. I'm guessing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Get it right, lib.

He only uses the finest sharpies. The best. Everybody's saying it. Believe me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or written on the constitution.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

No, he already used that as toilet paper

[–] [email protected] 90 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every judge who isn't corrupt should know what the playbook is by now and deny that shit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Of all the judges this engoron guy is the only one that seems able to deal with them as you would any other scum bag. Everyone else is so busy trying to act impartial they're paralysed by inaction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Do or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda

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