radicalautonomy

I'm gonna pull a Zuckerberg and rename something common that I didn't invent so that people start using the name I invented for it in the hopes that my invented name transcends the sociocorporate zeitgeist and it becomes the only name people use for it.

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sell all your stuff at the uh, forgot the name

Sovereigns

Just remember kids: When it comes to pigs questioning you, EVERY day is Shut the Fuck Up Friday.

I'd let you know how much I spend in electricity through PGE, but...

1. I just recently moved in, so I don't have good data for you yet, and

2. Portland General Electric ≠ Pacific Gas & Electric

Danielle Fishel, the actress who played the character Topanga Lawrence on the show Boy Meets World, is married to a comedian named Jensen Karp, who tweeted that he found shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

After his tweet went viral, writer Melissa Stetten alleged that he was an abuser and stated that other women had reached out to share their own allegations against Karp with her.

Karp being a "milkshake duck" refers to a June 2016 tweet from Aussie cartoonist Ben Ward which read

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! 5 seconds later We regret to inform you the duck is racist

It gave a name to the phenomenon of seemingly harmless individuals' sordid pasts being called out after a brief brush with fame.

On March 24, 2021, Twitter user @BudrykZack tweeted "Shrimp Cereal Topanga Husband is a MeToo milkshake duck". The accompanying image is taken from an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation called Darmok and is of the character named Darmok who is a member of the Tamarian species which speaks only in metaphors.

"MeToo" refers to the worldwide Me Too movement, that began in 2017, through which survivors of sexual assault and victims of sexual harrassment - mostly women - have come forward to admit to announce their victim hood in order to bring to light how common such assaults are and to demand an end to rape culture.

How many banks could Phil Banks fill if Phil Banks could fill banks?

My favorite piece of text from a few years ago that I was disgusted to be able to parse was "Shrimp cereal Topanga husband is a Me Too milkshake duck."

That's MISS Chanandler Bong.

Guess my job based on the following description:

I sell a product to a people who don't believe they have any use for it during what they consider their personal time.

Answer:

I cut my full brother out of my life eight years ago. He isn't a violent person, but he is a passive-aggressive asshole. My life has been infinitely calmer since then, and I don't regret my decision at all.

If he were violent and had a vendetta against me? I'm putting a restraining order on him, moving states, and hiding my home address data as best as possible.

WOOHOO! BOOM

Predestination. Sarah Snook is just incredible.