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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I thought this was a bong for way too long...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

it’s the way of the road, bubs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Hell yeah! Manual transmission!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Oh look. An Amazon driver!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Or at least a heating element

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Living the dream life, I see

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yellow shell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Pee funnels are real!

Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

a nice smelling trip.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Can't stop won't stop.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Blurst Bong ..

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago

Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This OP device is clearly unpresidential.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, that is what I'm saying

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I stand by my fantasy.

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