I thought this was a bong for way too long...
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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it’s the way of the road, bubs.
Hell yeah! Manual transmission!
Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando
There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Oh look. An Amazon driver!
fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.
All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.
Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
Or at least a heating element
Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
Living the dream life, I see
With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.
This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
I think that's more "adult diaper-man"
And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
Nah it's a yellow brick in Lego Racers
Yellow shell
That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.
It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.
As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
Pee funnels are real!
Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt
Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
It's another Lemmy Piss Post!
I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.
a nice smelling trip.
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...
Can't stop won't stop.
Blurst Bong ..
Worst bong ever
The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.
Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.
That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.
Just like our presidents!
Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.
Odd way to defend taco, but ok.
Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.
This OP device is clearly unpresidential.
should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
Yes, that is what I'm saying
Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.
That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.
I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.
I stand by my fantasy.
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