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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Do you want to sell your house?
◻ Yes
◻ Ask me again later

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

Open and shut case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

I just realized James Hong is still around. He's pushing 100.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize you. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

BTW, I just now realized that Shelley Duval died last year. Such a great actress.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

You have an exquisite taste in music.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Nice extra compartments for storing the milk.
Organic milk, even.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Careful, Elon, or you might get another black eye.

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