Economics
If I were in the market for an EV, I have better options than a Tesla including some that are the equivalent of sub 10,000 USD. I just don’t know how well EVs can handle +50C temperatures.
I think Mattel makes better electric vehicles than Tesla.
Can we skip to the good part where is 100% bankrupt and no other billionaire bails him out and he ends up being arrested by a rookie cop doing his first drug arrest as Elon nearly ODs on illegal street ketamine and literally no one in the legal system cares when he is given a life sentence?
I'd settle for "dies a 90 hour non-instrument rated private pilot flying the Beech Debonair he just bought VFR into IMC by slamming into a hillside trying to fly under a 300 foot ceiling."
But he wouldn't pass a 3rd class medical certificate, would he?
I have a message. Elon Musk’s plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.
The ~~America~~ Elon Musk Oligarchy Party.
Hooray!
Yep! Made me smile
Funny how the "America Party" wasn't created by an American.
Hitler wasn't German, Stalin wasn't Russian.
7D chess, my mind can't follow.
I thought we were at 256D chess now.
"Why you'd pick such a random number?"- genius coder Musk
"I know for a fact that no coder would use such a number" - probably Elon Musk
Please announce creating more parties.
it was damaged before doge was created.
Still up 16% since this time last year. More crash please.
📉⬇️ STONKS
Love to see it
Get fukt
CEO loses investors $68 billion after $56 billion pay rise
I wish I could survive my company losing money
i truly do not understand how shareholders think, why the fuck would you keep tesla stocks at this point? sell them and invest in that chinese electric moped company for fuck's sake, infinitely more reliable
It's very simple: his votes, plus his family votes and the fact that shares held in index and funds vote always like the boards direct and they have the vast majority and every "voting" is just a farce.
Literal and figurative car crashes! Woo!
Still massively overvalued.