21st century D.B. Cooper
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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Thoughts and prayers for the cops looking for him /s
Title goes extremely hard
MSNBC said on Saturday that police examining the bag and its contents found a jacket and Monopoly money, but no firearm.
Thats a plant. They aren't as close as they say they are. Also 60k as a reward for betraying your entire class? Lmao you better pay kingmaker money.
I wouldn't do it for 60 million.
I like how one article said: "The net is tightening," New York City Mayor Eric Adams said Saturday.
No, I don't think it is, but keep saying that.
The net is tightening? Lmao they've widened the search to nearly every metro area between New York and Atlanta
We're looking for a man with a charming smile somewhere in North America. If you've seen anyone smiling on the east coast please call 1(800)BOOT-LIK
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The NYPD's working theory of what pistol was used doesn't even make sense either. These cops are clueless.
They appear to be clueless, so those with a clue may out themselves.
I'm not guessing nothin.
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They are basically the Keystone Kops.
More like Kindergarten Kops
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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i thought the idiot mayor of ny leaked that they knew his name but werent releasing it yet.
I feel like that's possibly a prelude to setting up a scapegoat. You can't let people think he got away with it.
I think that’s entirely possible. If this guy gets away Scott free and people know he did? Expect more attempts at CEO murder.
One t in scot-free.
From Scotland, where there are 3 possible verdicts to a murder trial:
Guilty
Not Guilty
Not Proven
In the 3rd instance, we may or may not all know you did it, but the State couldn't prove their case, so you get away scot-free.
According to this, it had originally literally meant "exempt from royal tax": https://www.etymonline.com/word/scot-free#etymonline_v_22952
Oh no shit eh? I was actually wondering as I typed that what the proper way to spell it was and where it came from. Thanks man!
The fact that each picture of him has been someone different doesn't give me a lot of faith they know his name lmao.
theres more than one pic? ive only seen this one where hes smilin
Here's a better one. NYPD doesn't know what the fuck they're after.
So did this guy have a team of decoys running around with him or did the stars align to explicitly fuck that CEO over? lmao
My take is that the cops fed raw surveillance data into their trusty Crime Computer and fully trusted the result. It's a super common silhouette when the daily high temp is in the 30s. Lol.
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Yeah, that one is officially not from him.
And the police has been officially never wrong about it, and has been looking for that one guy to interrogate only, maybe ask where he brought his jacket or something like that.
Yeah there’s also one from within a bank, but it’s totally a different person