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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

There's [email protected], but there's another one that gets downvoted all the time where it's just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can't remember what it's called.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bananas act as egg substitutes. Add to any sweet baked thing, like waffles or pancakes.

Edit: peel them first, and put them on a plate in the freezer before you stick them in a freezer bag. It's much less intimidating when you don't have to deal with peeling a shitty slimy frozen banana.

Edit edit: Muffins are superior.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If I ever won the lotto, I'd donate a big chunk to Sal. He got me through my worst classes. Him and the organic chemistry tutor on youtube, who also does lots of easy to follow math.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hojicha if I'm fancy, two bags of oversteeped liptons with cream and sugar if I'm not fancy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

And the Supreme Court.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I give myself a "Dammit, Steve" from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I'm a woman, and my name isn't Steve.

I've also got a lot of mileage out of, "everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*wizard. Not witch. Wizards are exclusively male apparently.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

There wasn't an interstate list yet. The main laws went into effect in 1996.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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