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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

Idk seems kinda gay to me 🤷

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, honey. No.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago

Lol like Trump is actually going to pay you for using the song, it really is rubes all the way down

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That tRump dance move is totally not gay either

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

He's using every brain cell he has to not find out a gay anthem isn't a gay anthem because the entire writing staff is entirely gay and wrote the song for gay men explicitly, but because gay people use it as an anthem.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

My step-son was 11 and constantly singing YMCA.

"Look, I don't want to freak you out, but in case you get made fun of at school, YMCA is a gay anthem. No problem with that, but you should know."

He was horrified, so he started singing "I Will Survive" instead. I just didn't have the heart to tell him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

The oracle has spoken

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My brother and I both became obsessed with I Will Survive around the age of 10/11. He's a full decade older than me, and our parents still don't understand why that happened with either of us. He's straight, I'm gay. Gloria Gaynor is just amazing in general, and while we gays have claimed her (and her us), her music could, should, and hopefully will be appreciated by all.

I Am What I Am is just straight up queer, though. No reclaiming that one for straight folk. Gayest song ever, and it's wonderful. Lol.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Wait - I sing "I Will Survive" for karaoke, what's the deal with that? Does everyone now think I'm gay? Because they would be wrong, I'm actually bi.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Where is he learning his songs from?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

His stepmother Amy has a cousin named Randolph.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The fluoride in the tap water

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

WOW! Not much in the news has shocked and surprised me as much as this article has.

Victor Willis says he will take legal action against any news organization that suggest "Y.M.C.A." is a gay anthem beginning in January 2025

I'm really curious to know what legal action he intends to take. Doesn't he have to show some sort of damages for any hope of not throwing his money away on frivolous lawsuits that will go nowhere?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He does, but it can also be things like reputation damage or "the fascists stopped paying for my song because they thought it was gay".

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, Liberace sued for libel and won after a news outlet accused of him of being gay:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberace_v_Daily_Mirror

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago

He says that, but he seems to really aggressively be sucking Trumps cock here.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Its not "a" gay anthem.

Its the gay anthem. FTFY.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Jonny McGovern - Soccer Practice

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Samwell - What What

Okay, that's just the gay anthem according to south park. :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

There's also Freedom, which I really like

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Not anymore, we're doing HOT TO GO now!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

So there's an underlying spelling fetish? Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. House soundtrack still Pink Pony Club.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

"I Will Survive"?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really thought all the Village People members were gay. Today I Learned:

“From 1978 until 1982, Willis was married to Phylicia Ayers-Allen (now Phylicia Rashad), whom he met during the run of The Wiz, and who later played Clair Huxtable on The Cosby Show”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago
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