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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Totally not gay. Not gay at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, Trump hate aside, I personally never thought of the song as gay. It has certainly such a wide appeal that it can be thought of as just a party song, surpassing whatever context may have provided inspiration for it. But reading the statement, I have to say that was a lot of words just to say it isn’t gay lol. And saying my wife will sue you for claiming something I wrote was gay sounds even sillier and like he’s trying to compensate for something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Plausible deniability went out the window for me after I learned the album is called Cruisin'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Who doesn't like going out on a boat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Friendship with Village People's YMCA is over. Chappell Roan's Hot to Go is my new best friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Iconic EDM group Kernkraft 400 has denied their hit single Zombie Nation is a sporting anthem. "It's not played at sporting events. It just isn't."


News from a fever dream.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Welp, now we know cultural anthems are one more thing people with MAGA brain rot don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

It's not a gay anthem, it's only coincidence that it's played in nearly every gay pub I have been to, on every gay radio station, every gay pride event (with performers), and when my first boyfriend sucked my dick. People just like picking straws, man.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Way to destroy your legacy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sadly, a legacy doesn't pay the bills.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

This is sad. This makes me sad.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Young Men's Christian Association?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Yes. If you weren't aware, the YMCA was a very common meeting/cruising place for gay men back in the day. The YMCA used to be known for providing cheap food and housing, so it attracted a lot of dudes to come stay there and some of them were gay. Gay bars weren't really a thing for the most part, so other places like the YMCA became the default. It's even more convenient if you already happen to live there.

As early as 1919, the YMCA was already a common cruising spot for both members of the US military and civilians. Some guy went up to FDR (Assistant Secretary of the Navy at the time) and was like "Want me to catch some of the gay dudes in the Navy?" When FDR approved, the Navy sent undercover twinks to the YMCA in Newport, Rhode Island to fuck a bunch dudes and report back like, "Yep, they were gay. I know because we fucked." Pretty shitty, since the result was a court-martial and some people ended up getting sent to naval prison or dishonorably discharged (a few were found not guilty). The investigators rarely expressed any objection to the sexual acts in their reports, either, so it's a little messed up that they'd get dudes in trouble for fucking by fucking them. I can still find an element of humor, though, in the fact that the US Navy was cool with sending specifically young, good-looking dudes to honeypot sailors into boning as a means of investigation all the way back in 1919. It was known as the Newport sex scandal if you want to read more.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, the "good old days" before entrapment was established by case law. I would say our joke of a Supreme Court would like to overturn that too, but it'd apply way too often to their own hypocritical party. Although they would probably just make exceptions for their own party.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

They've already found that it's fine for police to lie to suspects during interrogations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I enjoyed their latest album, “Bone to Be Wild”

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