I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
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I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.
This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on
too bad you don’t have an arc that emits light
....... Ohhh.......
...... Ohhhh nooooo........
(unless it doesn't have to be literal if I can get a job voicing Facebones let's fuckin gooooo)
nope it’s literal. and they’re not yours
I should be fine, just gotta change my name
spoiler
I may also need to get smarter
Another day on the job, comrades
at least you’re the top performer
I'm in command but my crew had BETTER stay on my good side.
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
I'm more worried about innocent bystanders tbh...
emu war ptsd intensifies
I gotta get to Greece!
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
I'm really impressed at how well I'm staying alive...wow!
I'm pretty happy.
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
I cast spells
If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I'm incredibly curious to find out
Welp, im a vampire now
(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)
I'm seriously.
Nothing changes for me.
Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.
I have meat at least
It’s great.
It’s the choice of a new generation.
Usually I'm a "silence, brand" kind of person but the clear, vivid, outdated commercial in my head got laugh. Why am I imagining a dude in a windbreaker?
He better have the matching wind pants.
It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.
... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.
I'm... uhh. I think I'm screwed here.
At least you have a pi(e).
I almost get 100,000 pis. Almost, but not quite :'(
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
Well at least my shoes will stay tied
As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.
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