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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

So now I'm thinking its some kind of instruction of how to stand and properly penetrate the other person

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Warning: If you wear a thong instead of swim shorts, your homies will get turned on when you tread water in front of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We cannot accept responsibility if this ruins your friendship.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

However, if this turns you into friends with benefits, go you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Something something sex I think

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It certainly is out and about

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Except the one in the photo has the arm moved down lower.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Saved you a click, it's sudden drop off

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Caution: Mermaids with strapons, waiting on subsurface rocks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Most accurate description so far

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Sudden drop.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

LOL. Never go in the water without being aware that under the water level there may be dicks out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Your left, my right.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Wouldn't be the first time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You may encounter nude bathers beyond this sign.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Watch out for hard dudes in boots

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Must be 6 inches or shorter to swim."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

but if you are longer than 6 inches but promise to remain flaccid, you are good to go

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago

That's gotta be warning that the bottom drops off quick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It means sex on the beach is allowed, but only if one of you is about to drown. Everyone knows this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"Grab onto my cock and I will pull you to the surface"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Common in Florida, this sign warns tourists that locals may be wearing a banana hammock.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Free Handjobs" But that's how the sirens getcha.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's a good concept and a crowd pleaser. It all takes place under the water so no one can be offended. Though if servicing too many in a short time you may see some globs of white floating about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's clearly a siren or some kind of merfolk on the left, I think the sign is telling you this is their territory.