The First Lady is very needy in this upcoming administration.
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.
I think you made a mistake, this is for satirical pieces.
Nah, Trump poops and texts whenever Elon goes into a K-hole. It's a solid routine. 😆
feels bad about it after a minute and lets him
He's not going to wipe himself.
This needs to be an article series.
I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!
Isn't that what they used to say about Trump?
This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.
"Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first"
Orangetard has enough shit in his pants he doesn't need anymore
Nice. The spelling mistake makes it look like Trump soils pants just before donating them.
Oh he doesn't like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you're exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.
The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.
The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".[1][2]
This is Trump we are talking about, so musk's title is probably more like "Presidential diaper changer".
National Fecal policy
Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".
This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.
Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.
It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon
Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.
And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.
Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?
Who's gonna wipe his butt then?
Based on trends witht he rest of his staff
- Trump had someone
- he probably handled classified shit (heh)
- either Trump tried to have him killed or he went to jail.
So he'll need another. Who's the judge who's been cleaning up his smelly messes and isn't imprisoned?
This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.
well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?
And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That's daddy and Eric time