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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This just in: Manufacturing efforts at the Tesla factory have been diverted to focus on building a bathroom door lock-picking robot.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago

"Musk SLAMS local locksmith, calls him a pedophile for opening the lock first"