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I'll go first.

3 options

  • Going back to 1964 to watch the Duke Ellington's Montreal show. Try to meet the man and the musicians. Hang around my city.
  • Go in the end of the 70s to meet my parents before they had kids. Grab a couple of beers and party with my young adults parents. See my uncles, etc. in their young time
  • Going to 1881 during the couple of days when Nietzsche wrote Zarathoustra. I want to discuss with guy even if he is supposed to be writing all day long. No consequence right.

What are yours?

EDIT: I'll clarify: You can't affect the timeline. It means you cant go back to try to get rich with stocks, lottery, etc. It's like going to see a movie, when you come back the world will be exactly the same. You can interact with people, but in the end, the day you spend in the past will not have existed for anyone but you, in your memories.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Put a large bet on Leicester City to win the Premier League.

The odds were 5000-1, and the last person standing cashed out their £50 stake at £75000. I'd have put £500 on for an initial £2.5m, maybe an accumulator on the top 4 to double it, and live a comfortable life off of the winnings.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 40 minutes ago

Good luck with the bookies paying out. Had betway refuse to pay out a £500 bet once. Deleted my account with them shortly after.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Killjoy: If there are no consequences there can be no memory of the event either. Our own future (from the time of returning from the past) would almost certainly diverge from the path of no knowledge otherwise, and that would be a consequence.

As such, every one of us might already have this ability, we just don't remember doing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Since I'm in tremendous pain from an inner ear infection; I would CLOSE THAT DAMN WINDOW!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

No no no, that would have severe consequences on the timeline. You have to endure that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Go back to see how they built Stonehenge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Turns out they were utilitarian and had no bearing on astral observations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

If there were no consequences, I can think of a few different things I'd wanna see.

  1. Just out of morbid curiosity, what an atomic bomb dropping looks like when it explodes, being there in person rather than just seeing footage (from a safe distance with protective equipment, just in case I can still get hurt, otherwise get as close as possible if there are absolutely zero consequences to my actions, as if I'm a spectator in minecr*ft).
  2. Probably just go back in time and watch as many cartoons as I could back in the early netflix streaming era because I absolutely love cartoons.
  3. Definitely go back in time and watch either An American Tail or Fivel Goes West in theaters because I really like both movies.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

(Assuming that "no consequence" also means that I won't die on the trip...)

  • Witness the Tunguska impact.

  • See a Beatles show when they were just some small time dudes playing in a crummy club.

  • Visit the Great Exhibition of 1851 and go inside the Crystal Palace

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I would prefer to go back in time literally 24 hours and HAVE consequences.

I would not eat the food that likely gave me food poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Hope you feel better soon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

All good answers, but the simple fact you were not self centered but curious and asked what OP would do back, made your answer great. Thank you. Up vote freely given.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Kick my dad in the nuts on my conception night

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

No consequences

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Go back to when I sold all 100+ Bitcoin for like $5 each and tell myself "no".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh fuck, I felt bad for ditching two that I got free with a domain I bought, but over a hundred?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Said no consequences so sorry, your younger self doesn't believe you and sells them anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)
  • Going back to slavery and beat some slave masters
  • Meet my mom when she was younger, maybe in high school. Tell her that she seems like a lovely young lady and very smart. I don't think she heard that enough.
  • Go back to the first day I got my first cat.
  • I would like to see a royal party of some kind.
  • Go to a Shakespeare play while he was still alive.
  • Go back to where my grandma alleges she met Bill Cosby to confirm if it's true, and, if so, punch him because apperently he was rude as hell.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Why not do the first one in the present?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I’d go back to “old enough to understand but still young enough to do something about it” me and have a nice long conversation 🙂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

But no consequences

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Attend the 1934 Nuremberg rally.

Not keen on the politics of it obviously but you can't deny the nazis knew how to put on one hell of a spectacle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I can't really answer without possibly breaking some rule... But my destination time would be exactly nine months before my own birth date...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Stop trying to do the nasty in the pasty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Choose the last non winning lottery numbers. It’s currently at 130 million. There was no winner. So it shouldn’t affect the time line. If op thinks it does I will revise my choice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

See Jimi Hendrix live.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
  • Go to Teotihuacan to see how non/hierarchical it was, maybe trip balls if the opportunity presents itself.

  • Go to Harappa or Mahenjo Daro and see how indus seals were used.

  • Kindly ask the Minoans if that topless lady holding the snakes is in charge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Tired: obsessing over the roman empire

Wired: obsessing over other ancient civilizations

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

So many bands I'd love to see! But that's somewhat small fry, so to speak, so ancient history, if I could travel to a different location also instantaneously (guess that'dhave to be possible or else it'dbe pretty boring or hard work!). Ancient Egypt, Greece, Central America Mayans... but then, are WE immune from consequences also?! Free from contracting diseases, free from being sacrficed to a god or getting enslaved?! Can we communicate with them?! Dinosaurs would also be awesome, if immunity was guaranteed....chomp!

Or perhaps just see my dad again :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

If I can transport things back and forth, I would probably go and max out a credit card and buy all of the gold that I can to bring with me for trade.

Then I would go to the library of Alexandria and use my cell phone to get photocopies of as many books as I possibly can, and in the downtime I would go to any open Street markets and purchase any cool relics that I can find.

Then I could come back and share some of the Lost books of Alexandria with the world and also have period correct relics that have somehow magically not been exposed to a thousand years of environmental corrosion.

Then again, that would probably also mess up their radioisotope dating but I don't know if it's specific enough to only cover a thousand ish years.

Maybe if I have a little more time to prep I can find some place that I know hasn't been Disturbed and like put them in an airtight safe and store them for me to go back and ReDiscover now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

My two choices:

  • Pontic Steppe, around 3000 BCE. Likely region where Late Proto-Indo-European was spoken.
  • northern Lazio, around 650 BCE. If possible/reasonable I want to spend a bit of time in an Etruscan city, then in a Faliscan city, then in a Sabine one. I'm OK travelling by foot if necessary, as long as there's always people talking around me.

In both cases I want to be able to record everything people say. Preferably video, but audio is good enough. I just want to know better about languages of the past.

It's kind of tempting to include 1450 Uruguay as a choice, since we barely know anything about the Charrúa language. However the Charrúa weren't exactly friendly to outsiders, so this option would be only if neither side can interact with each other.

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