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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yellow wave! Let’s go warmbo!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All of your comments here are hilarious! Thanks for helping ease my anxiety this evening!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish it eased mine, but you're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It did at the time. I don’t think anything can now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But how did the possum vote do

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please, read the rules! No spoilers in this community!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Any update yet?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Well that is a lot better then what I thought it was.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

WAY too much yellow. Libertarians will never get enough votes to actually, you know, show up anywhere.

Except maybe a sex offender registry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm sorry you seem to have forgotten the fuschia party. This map is invalid!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

You have to understand... this is the funniest fucking thing I've seen here yet 🤣

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, y'all gotta quit letting Trump draw on maps.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

What else would you have us do with him while he's waiting for his mac and cheese at the Applebee's?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Blood, piss, and porta potty liquid all over the electoral system? Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I actually ~~procrastinated enough~~ had the time to turn this into an actual map:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I curious, did you actually measure the pixels to create that or is it just a rough guess? If the latter, how long do you think we have to wait for the final tally?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't scare me like that, I've been actively trying to avoid the real maps until I know if I'm fucked or saved

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You ain't the only one! I gotta stop scrolling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Lol blue Alabama and Mississippi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's been holding its breath

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Kansas hasn't gone blue since before Nixon, so big if true.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Interesting race!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A red mid-west and a blue south. What is this, a map of 1952?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Clearly there is some Canadian influence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Puerto Rico still excluded from voting in the presidential elections i see.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As unfair as it is, until they are a state, there is no mechanism for assigning them electoral college votes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Not like there would be any other location that's not a state and has electoral college votes ~~cough cough DC~~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Surprise: Oliver wins in Louisiana and Virginia!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk Idaho is way too blue in this to be believable

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's mostly white though, so that checks out

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Vote for my guac bowl!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Please clap!👏

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Nice! Please keep this updated, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, this more informative than all of the polls I've seen recently. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Really, the mods should pin it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I would pin it for you if I was a mod.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Looking good for Cthulhu 2024.
The majority is sick of voting for the lesser evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This year, vote for the ultimate evil for a change.