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"I said we meat at night, not as knight"

Oh, I remember that effect when a tetris game I programmed made some sounds I didn't program into it. I assumed it had to do with poorly shielded cables

No, the bullet will stop them

If 275 is half of 550, then what is half of 275?

Checkmate atheist

When people don't learn roman numerals at school anymore...

It's 10, plain and simple

Tbf he has the concept of a plan

Because the more you look for reasons, the realize there is none and that's depressing

Because people who always ask "why" don't achieve anything. Did you get nothing out of the story above?

As a kid, I had a book about a kid always asking "why?" and at some point, aliens came to conquer the earth. While everybody was freaked out, the kid just continued asking "why?". "To exploit earth's resources" "to conquer other words" "to exploit their resources too" "to conquer other galaxies" "to further our rule" "to conquer... well I see now that it's all meaningless and we go home now."

This is a story every child should read and don't ask me why, it just is.

Plot twist: There is no police police. ACAB

This isn't pedantic, it's just a fun playing with word. And don't even bother to call me a pedant for pointing this out.

Thank y*u