this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And coment on 11th September too, can't be a coincidence

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who cares about a fake convo between "transit-f*g" and "can-i-explode-now"? Phony AF.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

missed about 23 years so far

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

The dates 💀

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crows can fly at 500m

There is only one building in New York a crow would fly against.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's no hard ceiling for crows' flight until about 24,000 feet, which is based on oxygen content in the air.

They can easily fly over any building in any city in the world.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is that building flying? And what's more, why is it competing with the crow?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The building isn't flying... it's falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who stopped thinking about 9/11 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that you've stopped thinking for roughly 10 months: Would you recommend it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure yet, I have no thoughts on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'll tell your wife you said hello

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Is a joke in yo town.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really don't think we need the cops for this one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I don't really see a problem, there are very few acorns on aircraft.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If only they'd said "what did II miss?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Three hits, one miss