Have you ever thought of tracking your bowel movements?
Don't forget to note consistency and whether or not there's corn.
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Have you ever thought of tracking your bowel movements?
Don't forget to note consistency and whether or not there's corn.
Extra bonus points if you can invite him to the "events" and get the calendar to send him push notifications for occasional 5:30 am "wake up early for the thing". If he accuses you of bad faith for inviting him, tell him it's the default and you keep forgetting to remove him.
Not only will this annoy him, it will render the system impossible to supervise and you can always claim you ALWAYS organize your personals through your calendar and this "is just how i organize".
Good luck and give em hell.
Edit: Elaborated and more ideas
Edit 2: Few more ideas.
Just have a work calendar for your working hours, don't put anything personal on it.
Most calendar systems let you maintain multiple calendars, and share them independently, but you still get to see them all at once on your interface.
Does your boss fish? If not, this might look disturbing to him.
Five Guys Hooker tournament 2-4. Entry: $75. Min length: 8". Biting = Big O
Fishing tournament sponsored by Five Guys from 2-4pm. Entry fee is $75. Any fish under 8" don't count towards total weight. "Big O" lure is expected to perform well.
Your planned menu: all meals.
Period every couple of weeks.. lmao.
For every hour put "8am block" "9am block" etc and it will completely fill their calendar.
You could use a paper planner and refuse to use the calendar too.
I like this. Just one little further tweak: every hour block should be a time zone conversion to a completely useless time.
For example the hour long block at 8:00am would be: 0:00-0:59 Ugandan time
For even more bonus points, account for Uganda not observing DST.
Throw in a abortion appointment in there from time to time, and maybe a STD full check up. Maybe a " retry to get gun license." And maybe once or twice a month put The unholy orgy on a weekend.