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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I had a dev respond to me 5+ years after a review saying they had fixed the problems I mentioned. Now I have to download the game and play it again or I have no balls. God damn devs holding us accountable.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I left a negative review on a "AAA" game and the dev responded to it by gas lighting me that I didn't play it right.

TL;DR starfield sucks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Lol I was just going to bring that up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The joke is that people (including the main character/OP) feel comfortable criticizing others when those others don't know about the criticism, but as soon as they do, the anti-confrontational/cowardly/etc. part of them immediately regrets being critical.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Me, when Bethesda replies to a negative review:

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

i got in a fight with a small-time dev when they implemented marriages in a rogue like and allowed child marriages but not gay or interracial marriages

long story short the community exploded and he went full nazi on twitter and now the reviews are actually more positive but from 4chan weirdos calling child marriages based

edit: https://thatparkplace.com/soulash-2-developer-refuses-to-cater-to-lgbtq-mob-trying-to-cancel-the-game-theres-nothing-to-fear-from-the-oppressive-mob-trying-to-force-their-ideology/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Yes. That dev is changing the WORLD by fighting against all the woke jealous stupid libs who think you shouldn't be able to marry a child.

Smh. I'm so sick of these straight white dude Nazis acting like they are fighting thousands of years of oppression.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

This was in 2016. But there was a indie game from a small dev in a European country that allowed backers to name NPCs, and there were some racist names. I called that out in my review, and the Dev went, "It's not racist here in my country."

That led to a back and forth on the Steam forum which I got banned. Then I shared it on Reddit, but was stupid to use the same steam name as my twitter name and got a lot of toxic shit.

I changed my steam name and tossed my twitter account, so no idea what happened, nor do I remember the game.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

did they literally just imply that adding same sex marriages that the user has to initiate is the same as living under nazis?

My grandparents survived the nazis, my parents endured communism, I had to live through religious oppression since the age of 10, and now some spoiled brats think bend my knee to their rainbow flag, or else they'll type some words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Not a great article. While it was mostly objective about the situation, it did not quote anyone but the developer, giving him complete control over the narrative, and links to many other articles about “rejecting wokeism”.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

REACTION IMAGE FEATURING HEAVY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 DOING A STEP-BY-STEP TUTORIAL ABOUT OPENING UP REDDIT AND DOING A DARK FACE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Not sure if this is Crusader Kings or not

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As of CK3, same sex marriages are allowed with a game setting, and I know same sex affairs were a thing in CK2. Enabling same sex marriages will disable achievements and at first I thought it was about historical accuracy, but it's actually because it trivializes inheritance management.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No same sex marriages because of historical accuracy, but of course a bear married to a horse could rule the Holy Roman Empire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You had to both have silly mode turned on and pretty aggressively exploit some coding oversights to make that happen, though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

At this point it's "unmoderated comments section" moment. Pretty much all public spaces are infested with this stuff now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

What game was that!? Why does a roguelike even have marriage lmao

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

When it's "the" dev, give them a break.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Once I reviewed a $3 game and got the dev to add the frog character in the sequel lol
https://steamcommunity.com/id/TriflingToad/recommended/1603180/

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Steam reviews are very important, even big studios like bethesda reply to negative reviews.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Nice profile picture!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Gta 5 doesn't allow linux users to play online anymore. Everyone from the linux community shat on them, especially because it was one of the top played games on deck. Where are my rockstar replies?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rockstar is just asleep on the big pile of money that they got from the 100 people that bought shark cards every month since the release of GTAO and RDRO

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Unfortunately they didn't buy enough RDRO gold for it to get nearly as much support as GTAO did. Which is a damn shame because that game was awesome with friends, for the little content it had

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

time spent in game when making a review: 600 hours.

I hate this game.

time spent in game after the review was written: 1400 hours.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Every MMO on steam is at mixed with negative reviews from 1000 hour players lol. Stop doing this to yourselves!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

I think it's more they love the game, but hate a specific thing that happens in an update, like their favourite character/ability gets rightfully nerfed, so they throw a tantrum by giving negative review.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

I was thinking more in line with Paradox games, but your version works too.

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