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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I saw somewhere a great name for those tiny screws and springs: pingfucks. Named after the sound they make immediately followed by the sound you make

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Now try it with a dropped 0201 resistor. Might as well be a speck of dust.

I was able to solder the 0201 LED on this (confirmed connectivity with a multimeter), but I had a little too much pressure on the tweezers with the resistor, and it flicked away into the void.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Depends on the size of the screw.

My bet is Tunnel Effect from Quantum Mechanics since it also shares the properties of the likelihood of it happenning being inverselly correlated with size and just making things cross some kind of high energy barrier without the need for the energy to actually go into it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lay a flashlight on the floor.

In the horizontal beam of the flashlight, every mote of dust will cast a long shadow. Something as large as a tiny screw becomes easily visible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I shake my phone flashlight around when looking for things, so it's easier to spot and recognize objects.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anytime I've tried this I've ended up with the rim of the flashlight being larger than the item I'm looking for so I just end up going "wow this is a dirty floor" and turning it off to look with my eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If your floor is so dirty that you can't use the flashlight technique, it's time to pick up a broom...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Funnily enough it's always happened in someone else's space where it's not my place to tell them to clean up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

As Louis Rossmann says, listen for it as it falls. Don't look for it. You'll always hear where it lands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

magnets can save you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What's up with this title?? Dropping something small and not finding it again is probably as close to a universal experience as possible

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

skill issue

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Only few will understand what's up with this title...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

if it drops anywhere within 20ft of a low platform with as little as an inch gap beneath it, thats where it went. and you have to use a broom stick or similar to reach it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

one of my buddies dropped his sauren vape (is that how its spelled?) and it quite literally got grabbed by the nicotine elves and was never seen again. even after moving therefore nothing that could be blocking its sight he still didnt find it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

sauren vape (is that how its spelled?)

Sauron, the Dark Lord?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The Saruman Vape

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dropped a fry 2 months ago and I still can't find the damn thing. People joke about alternate dimensions but I'm starting to think it's real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dropped a fry, as in the potato based food?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That's the one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

My cat keeps playing with a cable tie. I see him playing with it, then 30 seconds later it's gone and I don't see it again for about 3 weeks and then suddenly he's playing with it again.

He appears to be able to extract things from the alternate dimension.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

*until it returns at ð exact moment your shoe is about to land on ð spot it vanished from specifically to attempt to assassinate you þrough ð soul of your foot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I dropped the SCREW in the TUNA

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I always wondered how they optimized the simulation. Turns out, it was screws all along.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Never seen again... Until you step on it barefoot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I had never seen a comment that is as painful as your comment😢.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

the spoiler increased the humor so much, I was expecting a story of something incredibly painful lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

i don't even bother looking for those anymore. If i drop something tiny i just assume it slipped through the cracks in reality and will re-emerge at a random point in time, past or future

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

This is why I always kept my cat around when I was working on stuff. He'd track the dropped screws for me. Of course he'd also occasionally jump onto the table and fuck up whatever I was working on but there's pros and cons to anything.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
  1. If you have a magnet, use that to find the screw
  2. If you don't have a magnet, buy one immediately for the future, and then proceed to step 3
  3. Look for it with your peripheral vision, which is better at spotting deviations to terrain and shapes than your primary vision. I don't remember the exact reason, but it has something to do with being able to spot predators out of the corner of our eyes.
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
  1. Use a flashlight pointed parallel to the floor. The shadow cast by the screw will look bigger than the screw itself.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

That's a good idea on a flat floor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Or put pantyhose over the end of a vacuum wand, then vacuum the area you dropped it on. The vacuum will find the screw and the pantyhose will prevent the vacuum from ingesting it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I made the mistake of having those color chips on my epoxy garage floor. Looks nice. Can't see anything. Perfect camouflage for small dropped parts.

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