thenextguy

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you'd get was a recording.

"The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I'd eat peaches every day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

It's a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.

Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I thought your mother was a hamster.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

Peaches come from a can.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Justin Hammer, except he can't dance.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Is that the head from the headless horseman's horse?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

If Dracula's cat had a dog.

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