I'd eat peaches every day.
thenextguy
joined 1 year ago
It's a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.
I thought your mother was a hamster.
Peaches come from a can.
Justin Hammer, except he can't dance.
In my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.
Is that the head from the headless horseman's horse?
If Dracula's cat had a dog.
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When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you'd get was a recording.
"The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder."