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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Can we replace "911" with an Armed Militia?

Cops don't do shit, and when shit gets real, they hide until the incident is over.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Counterpoint: if you can't keep the debris off other people's property, you don't have enough room to be setting off fireworks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Heh. Opposite to everyone here, I am pro-fireworks.

Once a year.

Bird deaths are sad thing but if it's a planned thing once a year, people can shelter their pets and folk who are vulnerable can simply prepare. No harm done, honestly.

But oh my god do I want to murder wankers who proceed to shoot fireworks, often just under peoples windows, for weeks after that. Dear god am I feeling hateful for that.

And yeah, about why I like fireworks - they are pretty, feel amazing, are special occasion and overall, are fun. And yes, that's literally blowing money into the air so I don't do that much, but I still love them.

Edit: Oh, and when done en-masse, there's something magical to them. Even awe inspiring.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jup, no harm done. Just millions of wild animals that get scared, wounded or are dying as a result. Not to forget the massive pollution of the air and the environment or the people with pets or special needs who are in most cases not really able to protect themselves from that. We humans are so shitty that this is by far not the worse we do. But "no harm done" is a sick joke.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Are you shooting in forest or something? Birds in cities, yes, and I even admitted it in my previous comment, so what's you on about?

And what do you mean people with pets or special needs are not able to protect themselves? Ever heard of a radio? One of many things you can use to drown out the shots for pets. Or are you just sitting your pets on the window and pointing at the beautifully ligthened sky while the poor pet shivers beside you, like psychopats?

And for people - headphones exist. It's literally one night a year.

So yeah, no harm done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

When I lived in LA it started a week early and on the 4th itself it was a fireworks show finale amount of fireworks for 8 hours straight.

But just turn on the radio.... right.

Maybe it's time to realize different places are different and there may be values to other people's perspectives even if they don't reflect your particular worldview.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

And what do you mean people with pets or special needs are not able to protect themselves? Ever heard of a radio? One of many things you can use to drown out the shots for pets. Or are you just sitting your pets on the window and pointing at the beautifully ligthened sky while the poor pet shivers beside you, like psychopats?

And for people - headphones exist. It's literally one night a year.

What a selfish and self centered argument.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You can repeat "no harm done" at the end of every comment, and it wouldn't change any of the data we have proving it does, in fact, a lot of harm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Agreed. On the holiday, even a bit on the weekend is fine. But last year we had one asshole somewhere in the neighborhood who was setting off those ones that are literally just a large booming noise until at least 12am for about la week straight. This year has been much more reserved. I'm thinking they either moved or possibly their immediate neighbors threatened them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Hey, you're supposed to be shitting on the same thing everyone else is shitting on, not making reasonable points that I totally agree with!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My city allows fireworks. We are the only city that does in my area so people come from all over the place to set them off.

At a certain point last night there were so many going off that I started to wonder if I were shoot .40 cal into the ground would anyone be able to hear it. So I did. I went into my backyard (alone) found a safe spot and shot one into the ground. I was correct in my assumption. There is no way anyone could tell. So I got away with it. The point of all of this is if I needed to ever kill my neighbor I would just wait until the 4th.

Just to add I was sober last night and alone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

So what you're saying is, it's basically the purge except just for gun crime

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 days ago

It's funny to see lemmings not like fireworks. First time the reaction to fireworks has been to cry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

celebrating your terrorist country - NO

taking action action your terrorist government and peers disguised by the sounds of fireworks - YES

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

let the cat do what it wants

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

My cat escaped and ran into the yard without permission and hid under a bush in the yard. I think she was enjoying the fireworks. Couldn't get the cat out of hiding until the fireworks were over.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Fireworks might be beautiful for a moment, but they leave behind a trail of harm.

They pollute the air with toxic chemicals and fine dust, spiking asthma and breathing problems. After events like July 4th or Diwali, air quality drops dangerously — and people with lung issues feel it immediately.

The noise isn’t just loud — it’s traumatizing. Pets panic, birds die, and people with PTSD or autism often suffer in silence.

Tradition isn’t a good excuse when it causes this much damage. Not all traditions are worth keeping — especially when they hurt the most vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Traditions are peer pressure from dead people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gimme a cool drone show over fireworks any day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I went to Universal around last Christmas and they had an awesome drone show. I had never seen anything like it and didn't even know it was a thing. 100% better than a fireworks display.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

AI detectors don’t work reliably, and often just end up flagging autistic people as AI. And even if it is, the points can still be valid. The em dash is a big giveaway, but those are also common with people who read a lot of fanfic (cough autistics cough). Because the em dash is commonly used in fanfic dialogue, so fanfic readers and writers get used to seeing and using it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At this point. I just block anyone I see using the em dash. Will a few false positives slip in? Sure, but I'm confident that I'm blocking more bots than nots.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago

It's so sad such illiteracy means people like you associate the dash with AI

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Funny. In Germany we have been discussing banning fireworks for new years for a while now since more and more people realize the mix of alcohol and fireworks is a bad idea and traumatizing pets, war refugees and old people, killing wildlife and poisoning the air for days to come is not worth it so some people can watch something go boom.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

As a German...every year since forever, I ask myself what is so great about this boom boom. Didn't even wanna do it as a boy. My dad wanted me to want, so HE could do boom boom.

Now that I'm older I still don't get it. Except now it even hurts to watch money literally explode while there are people that are hungry or have no shelter or no help at all.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

I'm glad I live somewhere that only has new years fireworks, and almost no air pollution issues

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

I root for the cat. I hope he gets the fuckers.

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