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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m not sure how satire outlets can write headlines anymore tbh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"Trump's new tax on the wealthy will help million of low income families"

That's honestly the only Onion title I would fact check at this point.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Idiocracy, here we come.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

fucking of course.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are we finally gonna get the Musk vs Zuckerberg showdown?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

musk's MOM gave him a hallpass to excuse him from it. doubt he can fight an ANDROID like zuckerberg also knowing BJJ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The White House lawn will be turned into a monster truck track next.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Why not? Honestly why not? I would at least be entertained.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Biff Tannen has become president.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

How much you want to wager, the "mainstream" media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

But we did hire the smartest man in the world:

Elon Musk

/s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Office space is still a documentary right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Been saying this for a year now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

This is some hick-ass shit.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For context, his Big Idiot Bill passed, but polling on it has been horrendous. This is another distraction.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-scrambles-to-defend-his-megabill-after-savage-polling/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Of course it's a distraction "panem et circenses" for the people! It's so close to old Rome you might throw in a Roman salute here and there.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This feels really psychotic. All of this really makes me want to question reality. Are we in a simulation? Are we an experiment by an advanced alien race, and they're tweaking parameters to study us?

Trump is like a grade school bully, in a lord of the flies scenario. He's got all this power and he's bringing in his bully friends and they're doing shit grade school bullies would do with all this power.

And all the people who voted for him...

None of this makes any sense. The end is nigh?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think the mistake we (myself included) tend to make is assuming people have any intelligence on average.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Trump VS Obama? I’d fucking watch that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

it would be quite difficult for trump to even walk, especially like a centaur, and his pants is full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Musk v Zuck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'll allow it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

This is how we get real life to look like a video game. Imagine page boys and interns in their little suits hooting for martial violence like the background of Street Fighter. What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Can we please stop getting sidetracked by "trump might eat green cheese 2026" please?

[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idiocracy achieved. Mike Judge is a time traveler disguised as a comedic writer and tried to warn us.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And we thought he was joking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

You can't even make fun of this shit anymore. Imagine a movie in 2016 where the president of the us is an obese idiot who sells beas from the oval office. Americans would be like: c'mon, what the fuck? We're not that stupid.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Nobody will ever wear these" Costume designer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

They’re actually not horrible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

That's the only thing he got wrong... Now it's "Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Rehabilitation!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I hope it's as successful as his birthday party

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

Based on Musk's black eye, I would say that Trump's White House has allready seen at least one fight

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (4 children)

And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist, death is their only freedom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Didn't Stephen King write a novela about that?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

never undersestimate crack strength.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It wouldn't surprise me if it happened next week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Bringing back mandingo fighting