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And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.
Plot twist, death is their only freedom
Didn't Stephen King write a novela about that?
They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.
Probably a MyPillow too
never undersestimate crack strength.
I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest
It wouldn't surprise me if it happened next week.
Bringing back mandingo fighting