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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026 (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And we thought he was joking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't even make fun of this shit anymore. Imagine a movie in 2016 where the president of the us is an obese idiot who sells beas from the oval office. Americans would be like: c'mon, what the fuck? We're not that stupid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Trump promote some sort of Honey recently?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Nobody will ever wear these" Costume designer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

They’re actually not horrible.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

That's the only thing he got wrong... Now it's "Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice."