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Every fucking one from a series of unfortunate events series even the kids who are potrayed as genius are stupid fucks who are irritating beyond human comprehension like everyone and i mean everyone . I know you said movie but i hated this series so much i stopped without even completing a season.

All of them right now. There is nothing I want to see because it's not quality stuff or interesting to me. It would be nice to have something new to watch that is actually good.

Atomic blonde in atomic blonde.

She's "totally badass" without ever having a reason to do anything. No strong convictions or stakes, just action.

I really hoped the film would switch perspective midway and follow the Berlin dude. It would be special, having such an elaborate introduction and then forgetting the character atomic blonde completely, but it would have made a better film imo.

Not a movie, but Q from Star Trek Next Generation.

The old guy from game of thrones who has them all killed at the red wedding.

Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders. He treats everyone around him like shit, he never communicates, and he alwayw feels like he is the victim. He is a full-blown narcissist.

Whatever the dudes name is who took the lead in Speed 2. Such a punchable face.

Shiv, from Succession. (Series, not Movie)

Look, I fully understand the character and why she is the way she is and reacts the way she does, but understanding does not make her any less toxic. Kendall put it most succinctly. "Cunt is as cunt does", and her doings were foul.

EDIT: From movies...any character portrayed by Will Smith (opinion well predates "the slap" ).

People who come into a home, or leave it and never close the door. WTF?

That pink cunt from Harry Potter. You know who I mean.

Also there's nurse Ratchet from One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest. Same vibe.

Characters who don't communicate. And not in a "bad relationship bad communication", I mean all of the cliches and tropes of "Oh my god if you said 2 words we could wrap this craptastic movie up right now" but they just have to drag out one more conflict.

The Jigsaw Killer family, grade A llama feed but Jesus fucking christ are they all just the WORST people imaginable.

Even the supposed purist Kramer himself regularly set up traps that were just completely unfair like setting a timer on the razer maze or leaving Adam's key where he'd have had no chance to realize where it was before he "failed" the test.

Like seriously, for all his waxing philosophical, he has NO concept of how a human mind functions when panicking, including how a solid 3rd of the adrenaline response is FREEZE, the saw traps Kramer designs are guaranteed to kill at least a 3rd of all participants assuming it's an even split which way you go when you start freaking out because a serial killer kidnapped you and strapped you into a death game where you have to literally maim yourself to survive.

To say nothing of Amanda, who's just a lunatic vigilante projecting her own worthlessness onto everyone that ends up in Kramer's crosshairs, Hoffman who thinks any trap where a woman dies for no reason is an astounding success story, and Jill who is just so blisteringly stupid that she honestly deserved to die like an idiot for how little she did to even try and establish a line of communication with Gordon, the guy in charge of shutting Hoffman down if he ever became a threat to her, who himself is a moron for never using his supposed influence as the secret true heir and medical expertise to advise Kramer what the victims would physically be able to actually win at.

And then there's the super DUPER secret apprentice Logan who fucks everything up so spectacularly he can't even get the catchphrase right!

Every scene with a person who eats loudly

Tim from Jurassic Park (film).

The raptor is trying to get through the door and eat everyone, your sister is busy trying to hack the system, and the two adults are trying like hell to keep the door closed while also trying to reach the shotgun.

What does he do? Hand them the gun? Use his, until this very moment useless, dead weight to help hold the door? Nope, just hops up and down.

You're dead weight, Timmy.

Dumble-freaking-dore! The things they let Dumbledore shrug his shoulders at for the sake of the plot turns me off story-wise, and at times the story forces aspects about him to matter.

Popeye Doyle in The French Connection. Sure he's the protagonist, but he's also a huge piece of shit.

Forced romantic interest that were clearly the idea of some dipshit exec who wants to play it safe with generic audiences by inserting every cliche they can think of.