Teon

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Rice - 13,500 to 8,200 years ago China
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice

Wheat - as early as 21,000 BC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Drinks Tab in Space.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Just know that these asshats take extreme pride in their hate. They will subject people to it until the day they die. Christianity is an eternal well of hate and ignorance. And they want to make sure no one is ever happy, the miserable fucks!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Tax it higher than alcohol & tobacco.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Tesla Car Computer: "Would you like to play a game? Let's play Russian Roulette."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No one is allowed to wear "work clothes" anymore, like a suit & tie or any professional type of clothing like that. Instead you will be required to wear clothing covered with printed ads in ALL professions. The police, doctors, bus driver, newscaster, everyone everywhere while at work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it's diaper!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Give it 5 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Pet you? or your beard? Just to clarify.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Vaginas are not allowed in my house. I'll take "clean shaven dudes with a dick" for $1000 Alex.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

GROSS! And can you fix my nvidia drivers???

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