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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He's LARPing president.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (9 children)

What? How can you forget after the whole sharpie thing? That was kind of hilarious. Just draw an arrow on map and redirect Milton towards some immigrants or something buddy. Your succubus hag seems to think weather control is possible and you think highly of your own abilities - give it a try!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

From the stand point of water

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

At least a concept of what people are calling "water"

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Idk, maybe we're sleeping on him just being stupid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Lil bit of both I imagine. Probably a lotta bit of both.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Go home, you're senile!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We don't want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The ocean isn't sending its best.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want my Leader to be PROUD of his Lack of 5th Grade Education Level!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

wipe tear from your eye

I should give myself a cheat day and do the things internally that would allow me to be a trump supporter. I'm not sure what that is. I guess allow myself some racism, sexism, somehow christianity, selfishness, full confidence in any thought that goes through my head. I'm getting nauseous thinking about it.

Edit: Like what about Christiany jives with this guy? I know it's probably something you had to grow up with to understand. I did grow up in a Christian family though. Probably werent religious enough? Seriously, thinking about this stuff makes me so uncomfortable. Like you want to punch 10000 people immediately but know that's impossible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You can hurt yourself trying. You might have already, I know I've done it.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

He's so dumb.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

You'd think he'd remember given he blocked aid to Puerto Rico after Maria – a Category 5 hurricane.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Well perhaps the president of Puerto Rico ought to have done something about that.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago

He just remembers throwing paper towels at the people from that country of Puerto Rico

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[–] [email protected] 199 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Because he's deaf and can't read. He got a hurricane briefing once and tried to correct the drawing with his personal hopes and dreams. That was the last time they gave him a hurricane brief.

People who support this dude are weird for not seeing he's not fit for office. He should step down and let someone younger go, like Biden did. He has way too much ego to admit he lost an election, nevermind stepping down, but it would be the play

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Him being unfit for office has little to do with his age, to be clear.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Doesn't it? Nobody is 100% at 80 years old. Also they won't have to live with their decisions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah but like, on the list of things that should disqualify him his age is somewhere in the 200s.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Sure, but he was unfit way before

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Donald, 100%, what would that even look like? Sexually assault twice as many women? Bankrupt twice as many company's?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Twice as many blank reams of paper in his healthcare plan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

twice as many concepts of plans.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Dude's been unfit for office for decades.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's exactly why they like him, he's not an "insider"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I don't care why anyone likes him. Any combination of words that justifies or normalizes anything to do with TFG are neither worth the time to write nor read.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

He's been in politics to long for him to make that claim anymore.

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