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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I knew he said it before... but 5 times?! lmao he is truly a sad ridiculous man

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)

His simple framework of "if it's a bad thing, it's 10x worse now vs the past so you need me in charge" that he has used forever (including 'American Carnage" in his acceptance speech) really fails when it comes to weather.

First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.

Second, if hurricanes are getting worse that implies climate change is real and we need a Democrat in charge to try to stop it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

First, no normal human is blaming the Biden admin for the strength of hurricanes these days.

glances at Biden's Senatorial record on climate change

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It's a goddamn tragedy that a plan that stupid actually works on so many people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am. All those windmills built, and they can't even put them to use to push back against the storm? I mean what was the point ^gahd^

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Windmills?

It seems to me that you aren’t well-versed in adventures—they are giants; and if you’re afraid, get away from here and start praying while I go into fierce and unequal battle with them!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

For you my fair lady, I shall defend your beauty and honor by confusingly threatening anyone who make a pass at you

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not wrong, but that's no reason to stop calling trunk on his shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Of course, it just reminded me a little of the "a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy" gag.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the vacuum between his ears is almost as strong as the field of a black hole

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

On the inside of his head his speeches are concise and coherent. Unfortunately they get spaghettified as they travel across the interdimensional gap between Trump Land™ and the rest of the universe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

When was that video originally taken? Was this during his presidency? I remember him asking why we couldn't nuke hurricanes but I don't remember him saying he's never heard of a category 5 hurricane lol.

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