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Happy birthday song.

Now it's even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈

Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.

Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.

The "oh no oh no" high pitched "song" from TikTok that plays from my mom's phone when I'm about to sleep

I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.

Santa Baby. Frickin' hate that song...

Praise You by Fatboy Slim. I hate that song so much I have to turn it off whenever I happen to come across it. It's the drawn-out repetitive tones.

Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I'd wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.

The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.

Crazy Frog.

Never Gonna Give You Up, aka The Rick Roll.

The Beatles - Number 9. Such a ruinous track on an otherwise wonderful album.

One of Jack Johnston's earlier songs. They all grated on me from the first listen, but they also seemed to follow me everywhere.

"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher, thus proving to her for a fraction of a nanosecond that her premise was actually possible after all, before every trace of the tune ceases to exist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg&t=11

This song ruined my life just a bit. Heard it on Beavis and Butthead.

Hey Jude.

Kokomo. It's just the worst.

The boys are back in town. I never liked the sing to begin with, but when I first started my apprenticeship I was working in a valley that only had a couple of radio stations and the only one I liked was a classic rock station. Apparently one of their DJs loved it though. They would play it every day at the same time, just when I was getting out of work and getting on the highway to head home. It ruined my afternoon for about a week until I realised they were going to play it everyday, and I just started my ride home in silence. It still irritates the shit out of me when I hear it now.

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

But also so many more.

Barbie song, hands down

I'm just a kid who's four Each day I grow some more I like exploring, I'm Caillou

So many things to do Each day is something new I'll share them with you, I'm Caillou

My world is turning Changing each day With mommy and daddy I'm finding my way Growing up is not so tough 'Cept when I've had enough But there's lots of fun stuff

I'm Caillou, Caillou Caillou, I'm Caillou

That's me!

not thinking to much that annoying friday song

Jump, van Halen.

4′33″. I hate that melody and would rather just listen to silence.

Since I choose, am I aware of the song being gone afterwards? Can I choose a Beatles song that the world loves and then “write” it and profit from it? (See the movie “Yesterday”.) It’s interesting that a lot of answers are “get rid of the song that I don’t like. Okay, I get that. But! If I’m aware that the song is gone afterwards, I’d choose whatever the most sung religious song is just to see what that affects.