Iamsqueegee

This is what Immortan Joe wants.

Huffle Puff Puff Pass (wrong house, I know)

D rink yo ur ov alt ine

Nice try evil doppelgänger, nice try.

#9 will actually be Putin’s Dirty Sanchez

Darkon is a documentary about LARPing. I think that oughta cover all aspects.

pfft BWA-HAHAHAHHHAA

That is a perfect sample if someone with photoshop skills wanted to do a PAWS poster mock-up, a la JAWS

One does not simply drive into Mordor.

“So that’s one McBorscht and a Supersized Failed Missile Launch, amiright guys? ROFL”

“Ugh, I’m so sick of this guy’s shit.”

“Your missiles do suck, tho.”

Soon to be a member of KCI, Kentucky Correctional Institution

The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”